Remote file inclusion

I first read about this form of remote file inclusion at osvdb.org, although this was about different software. I have found some interesting resources on the problem of remote file inclusion:

It is not that I am particularly vulnerable to this but it is a waste of resources to return a standard not found page, complete with images and CSS, knowing this is not a regular request. A more efficient solution would be to use mod_rewrite and return something less elaborate, just a blank page with a message, for example.

To force a Forbidden response:

RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} (.*)(http|https|ftp):\/\/(.*) [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.+)$ - [F,L]

To return something different:

RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} (.*)(http|https|ftp):\/\/(.*) [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.+)$ /blank.html [L]

Where blank.html could contain anything you want.